A state trooper pulled over a car going just 19 miles per hour on the highway. As the officer approached the car, he noticed it was two elderly women and they both looked very pale and wide-eyed. “Good afternoon ladies. Do you know why I am pulling you over??” asked the trooper.

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened. Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me – excuse me? Her – you are wasting our bags! Me – if

Once upon a time, there was a king who wanted to go fishing.He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.So the king went fishing with his wife, the

An aged man named Mr Lambert was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. So he went and opened the door to show off the light however noticed there have been human beings inside the shed inside the procedure of stealing things.

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic

I am 82 years old, I have 4 children, 11 grandchildren, 2 great-grandchildren and a room of 12 square meters.I no longer have a home or expensive things, but I have someone who will clean my room, prepare food and bedding, measure my pressures and weigh me.I no longer have the laughter